🔥 wordpress.com
This Site Needs an Intervention
10 issues found
“Images without alt text. Screen readers experience your site like a blindfolded museum tour.”
9 images lack alt attributes.
Fix: Add descriptive alt text to all images.
“Images with empty alt text. At least DESCRIBE what the picture is.”
Images have alt="" which hides them from screen readers.
Fix: Add descriptive alt text unless decorative.
“No skip navigation. Keyboard users are stuck tabbing through your nav like a maze.”
No skip-to-content link found.
Fix: Add a skip navigation link.
“Your HTML document weighs more than many entire websites. Are you trying to send an encyclopedia through a straw?”
HTML is larger than ideal.
Fix: Consider reducing HTML size.
“Your DOM is getting chunky. Browsers are sweating trying to render this.”
DOM is getting large.
Fix: Consider lazy loading content.
“Inline styles everywhere. Your CSS strategy is 'throw it in the HTML and pray.'”
Many inline style attributes.
Fix: Move styles to external CSS.
“You have SO many images. Your page loads like a slideshow from 2002.”
30 images on the page.
Fix: Optimize and lazy-load images.
“Email addresses visible in HTML. Every spam bot just said 'thank you.'”
Email addresses in HTML.
Fix: Obfuscate email addresses.
“External links without rel='noopener'. You're leaving the backdoor wide open.”
External links missing noopener.
Fix: Add rel="noopener" to external links.
“No dark mode support detected. Your site burns retinas at 2 AM.”
No dark mode detected.
Fix: Add prefers-color-scheme support.
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