🔥 microsoft.com
This Site Is a Masterclass in What NOT to Do
11 issues found
“Your title is so long, Google will literally cut it off mid-sentence.”
Title is 93 characters.
Fix: Trim title to under 60 characters.
“No meta description? Google is writing your dating profile for you. And it's BAD.”
No meta description found.
Fix: Add a 150-160 character meta description.
“No H1? Your page has no main heading. It's like a book with no title on the cover.”
No H1 tag found.
Fix: Add a single H1 heading.
“No canonical URL. Duplicate content penalty incoming in 3... 2... 1...”
No canonical link found.
Fix: Add a canonical link element.
“No Open Graph tags. When someone shares your site on social media, it looks like a mystery box. The bad kind.”
No OG tags found.
Fix: Add og:title, og:description, og:image.
“Images without alt text. Screen readers experience your site like a blindfolded museum tour.”
2 images lack alt attributes.
Fix: Add descriptive alt text to all images.
“Your HTML document weighs more than many entire websites. Are you trying to send an encyclopedia through a straw?”
HTML is larger than ideal.
Fix: Consider reducing HTML size.
“Render-blocking scripts in the head. Your page loads like dial-up on purpose.”
Scripts block rendering.
Fix: Add async or defer to scripts.
“External links without rel='noopener'. You're leaving the backdoor wide open.”
External links missing noopener.
Fix: Add rel="noopener" to external links.
“No viewport meta tag. Your site on mobile looks like a desktop site for ants.”
No viewport meta tag.
Fix: Add viewport meta tag.
“No dark mode support detected. Your site burns retinas at 2 AM.”
No dark mode detected.
Fix: Add prefers-color-scheme support.
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