🔥 google.com
This Site Is a Masterclass in What NOT to Do
10 issues found
“Your title is shorter than a tweet. Even Twitter thought 140 chars was too short.”
Title is only 6 characters.
Fix: Expand title to 50-60 characters.
“Your meta description is shorter than this roast. Put some effort in.”
Only 16 characters.
Fix: Expand to 150-160 characters.
“No H1? Your page has no main heading. It's like a book with no title on the cover.”
No H1 tag found.
Fix: Add a single H1 heading.
“No canonical URL. Duplicate content penalty incoming in 3... 2... 1...”
No canonical link found.
Fix: Add a canonical link element.
“No Open Graph tags. When someone shares your site on social media, it looks like a mystery box. The bad kind.”
No OG tags found.
Fix: Add og:title, og:description, og:image.
“No skip navigation. Keyboard users are stuck tabbing through your nav like a maze.”
No skip-to-content link found.
Fix: Add a skip navigation link.
“Inline styles everywhere. Your CSS strategy is 'throw it in the HTML and pray.'”
Some inline styles found.
Fix: Consider external CSS.
“External links without rel='noopener'. You're leaving the backdoor wide open.”
External links missing noopener.
Fix: Add rel="noopener" to external links.
“No viewport meta tag. Your site on mobile looks like a desktop site for ants.”
No viewport meta tag.
Fix: Add viewport meta tag.
“No favicon? Your browser tab is a blank void of sadness.”
No favicon detected.
Fix: Add a favicon.
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