🔥 apple.com
This Site Is a Masterclass in What NOT to Do
15 issues found
“Your title is shorter than a tweet. Even Twitter thought 140 chars was too short.”
Title is only 5 characters.
Fix: Expand title to 50-60 characters.
“Your meta description is writing a novel. Google stopped reading after 160 characters.”
172 characters, Google truncates after 160.
Fix: Shorten to under 160 characters.
“Images without alt text. Screen readers experience your site like a blindfolded museum tour.”
72 images lack alt attributes.
Fix: Add descriptive alt text to all images.
“Images with empty alt text. At least DESCRIBE what the picture is.”
Images have alt="" which hides them from screen readers.
Fix: Add descriptive alt text unless decorative.
“No skip navigation. Keyboard users are stuck tabbing through your nav like a maze.”
No skip-to-content link found.
Fix: Add a skip navigation link.
“Links with vague text like 'click here'. Where? What? Why?”
Links with vague anchor text like 'click here'.
Fix: Use descriptive link text.
“Your HTML document weighs more than many entire websites. Are you trying to send an encyclopedia through a straw?”
HTML is larger than ideal.
Fix: Consider reducing HTML size.
“Your DOM is getting chunky. Browsers are sweating trying to render this.”
DOM is getting large.
Fix: Consider lazy loading content.
“Inline styles everywhere. Your CSS strategy is 'throw it in the HTML and pray.'”
Some inline styles found.
Fix: Consider external CSS.
“You have SO many images. Your page loads like a slideshow from 2002.”
72 images on the page.
Fix: Optimize and lazy-load images.
“None of your images use lazy loading. Loading everything upfront like an impatient buffet guest.”
No images use lazy loading.
Fix: Add loading="lazy" to below-fold images.
“Render-blocking scripts in the head. Your page loads like dial-up on purpose.”
Scripts block rendering.
Fix: Add async or defer to scripts.
“External links without rel='noopener'. You're leaving the backdoor wide open.”
External links missing noopener.
Fix: Add rel="noopener" to external links.
“No favicon? Your browser tab is a blank void of sadness.”
No favicon detected.
Fix: Add a favicon.
“No dark mode support detected. Your site burns retinas at 2 AM.”
No dark mode detected.
Fix: Add prefers-color-scheme support.
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